Chelsea Lately
nitrogen:

(18+)
dreamliest:

Weird to think that we are made of space dust and stars.

I better wake up every morning with my future bf cuddling my ass like that. worship

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

(via dutchster)

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