cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

(via flying-gummies)

stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

(via asian)

fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH

(via srirachachachaaa)

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

(via flying-gummies)

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

(Source: jackwhynand, via gnarly)

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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(via gnarly)

brandyusa:

#brandyusa
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